FOR I AM THE KING OF SONY!
I shall crush those PIG PEASANTS! The gaming industry is my KINGDOM and they do not BELONG here!
34 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
THE CELL WILL INSTILL DISCIPLINE IN OUR CHILDREN! EVERYONE WILL KNOW DISCIPLINE!
34 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
They are not in the same league as the Sony Side! Those BUMBLING CROTCH-GOBBLERS do not DESERVE to be in MY industry!
Ah, I look so handsome in that picture!
34 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Judgment Day is THE BEGINNING OF THE END for the FLOPbox 360!
Greenberg- shove that in your pipe and smoke it, you POTATO-HEADED PIG!
34 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Wait until E3, my Sony Soldiers! All will be revealed!
35 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!! *Can't breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! !! *Literally begins crying with laughter*
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!! *Almost PASSES OUT with laughter*
I have to hand it to you PIGS- You always know how to make King Kaz laugh! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
35 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm not calling it "Judgment Day" for nothing!
Sorry, PIGS- Ninja Gaiden 2 is an INSECT compared to the might of Metal Gear Solid 4!
35 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- this is NOTHING compared to the week of June 12th! MGS4 marks the Beginning Of The End for our FEEBLE "competition"!
Anyway- enough chit-chat! I have a FUNERAL to prepare- the FUNERAL of the FLOPbox 360! Taking place on June 12th!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
"Jump In- to 1080 degrees of FLOP!"
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
A BETTER line-up for a BETTER console for BETTER people!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PIGS- that is what I do when I see your "console"! I LAUGH and I LAUGH until I PASS OUT!
Enjoy THIRD PLACE, SWINE!
Sony Soldiers- onwards to victory!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Can you guess what it is, Sony Soldiers?
That's right..........PIGS!!!!!!!!!!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Or better yet- a moment of laughter:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!! You stupid PIGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!! Your "console" is DEAD!!! HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sorry, FLOPbox 360- your days in Europe are OVER!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah yes, that was a good day!
36 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Right here, you IMBECILE!
37 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah, London is a wonderful place- I should visit more often!
What else keeps King Kaz awake at night? Laughing at you Xbot SWINE!
You DELUDED PIGS honestly think your "console" has a chance? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
37 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Not counting 2009 and beyond, 2008 will be the GREATEST year in PlayStation history- our line up for this year will MURDER the competition! By the end of the year, the FLOPbox 360 will be ROTTING in it's grave!
And Ninterrorist- don't think King Kaz has forgotten about you! I CRUSHED you with the PS1 and PS2 and I'll do it again!
Sony Soldiers- Victory is imminent! We must send our eternal thanks to Emperor Kutaragi! The PerfectionStation legacy is BETTER THAN EVER!
But it's ALL you're getting from Rockstar!
You will NEVER see a GTA game on a FLOPbox console again! Your DIRTY "console" is not in the same league as my PerfectionStation 3!
37 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Keep up the good work, Kazuo Hirai!
33 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!